A cowboy from Montana and a cowboy from California are on a sheep drive. They ...

A cowboy from Montana and a cowboy from California are on a sheep drive. They have been out for weeks and have been pulling sheep out of the mud and working really hard. Eventually they come across a sheep with her head stuck in the fence.

They are both very lonely, so the cowboy from Montana says "I'm first!" and he drops his pants and mounts the sheep. When he is finished, he steps back, looks at the California cowboy, and says "You're next".

The California cowboy drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shit. ...

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shit. One of the boys said: "What is that?"

"'They're smart pills," said the other boy "Eat them and they'll make you smarter."

So he ate them and said: "These taste like shit."

"See," said the other boy, "you're already getting smarter."

Why did Microsoft give the name "Windows" to its operating software?

Why did Microsoft give the name "Windows" to its operating software?

If you had so many bugs, you would throw it out the window too!

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. ...

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she ...

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".

"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.

"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,

"No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"