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Wednesday, November 23, 2011

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I ...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Why was the blondes' belly button sore?

Why was the blondes' belly button sore?

Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I ...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

Friday, May 27, 2011

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I ...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

Monday, May 2, 2011

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I ...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

Monday, April 4, 2011

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I ...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Why was the blondes' belly button sore?

Why was the blondes' belly button sore?

Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I ...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.