Showing posts with label girlfriend. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girlfriend. Show all posts

Saturday, February 16, 2013

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Friday, September 21, 2012

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

A Boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend. But she was refusing all the time. ...

A Boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend. But she was refusing all the time. So he went to see his friend and asked him what to do about it. His friend had a brilliant plan. He said: "Next time you meet her under the tree behind your home. I will be up in the tree waiting for you. If she refuses again you ask God in the heaven whether you can have sex with her or not. And I will give the right answer to you and her."

The days went by and one Saturday afternoon he met his girlfriend again. They both went to that tree and he asked her to have sex. She refused. So he said to her: "And, my dear, if I ask God in heaven, would you follow his advise?" "Yes, I would" she said. So he asked: "Father in heaven can I have sex with my girlfriend?" And the voice from heaven said: "OK my friend, go ahead!" And so they had sex the first time.

But the boy asked his friend to do him this favour every week, and he did. But the last time when he asked God in heaven, the father answered: "My dear friend below, step aside and let your father in heaven have a go!"

Friday, January 13, 2012

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Friday, November 25, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds.

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

A Boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend. But she was refusing all the time. ...

A Boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend. But she was refusing all the time. So he went to see his friend and asked him what to do about it. His friend had a brilliant plan. He said: "Next time you meet her under the tree behind your home. I will be up in the tree waiting for you. If she refuses again you ask God in the heaven whether you can have sex with her or not. And I will give the right answer to you and her."

The days went by and one Saturday afternoon he met his girlfriend again. They both went to that tree and he asked her to have sex. She refused. So he said to her: "And, my dear, if I ask God in heaven, would you follow his advise?" "Yes, I would" she said. So he asked: "Father in heaven can I have sex with my girlfriend?" And the voice from heaven said: "OK my friend, go ahead!" And so they had sex the first time.

But the boy asked his friend to do him this favour every week, and he did. But the last time when he asked God in heaven, the father answered: "My dear friend below, step aside and let your father in heaven have a go!"

Saturday, May 7, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.