The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
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Showing posts with label government. Show all posts
Showing posts with label government. Show all posts
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Sunday, November 6, 2011
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
The bonds mature.
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Wednesday, June 15, 2011
What's the difference between government bonds and men?
What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.
Bonds mature.
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Whats
Saturday, June 4, 2011
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
The bonds mature.
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between,
bonds,
difference,
government
Thursday, April 14, 2011
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a ...
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a ...
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a ...
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
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