Showing posts with label ground. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ground. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Saturday, August 18, 2012

If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground ...

If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.

Friday, March 30, 2012

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground ...

If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Monday, September 12, 2011

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground ...

If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Friday, April 29, 2011

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.