Funny Jokes Make Me Cry: policeman

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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Friday, February 15, 2013

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

I pay your salary!

Sunday, January 8, 2012

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?

Monday, November 7, 2011

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!

Monday, October 10, 2011

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!

Monday, July 11, 2011

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

I pay your salary!

Monday, June 20, 2011

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!

Thursday, June 16, 2011

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

I pay your salary!

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!

Sunday, May 29, 2011

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!

Monday, May 2, 2011

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.

Friday, April 22, 2011

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

I pay your salary!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

What not to say to the nice policeman: ...

What not to say to the nice policeman:

I pay your salary!