Showing posts with label screw. Show all posts
Showing posts with label screw. Show all posts

Monday, July 16, 2012

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out ...

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) None. Feminists can't change anything.
2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They're not small enough to fit.

Friday, July 29, 2011

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) None. Feminists can't change anything.
2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) None. Feminists can't change anything.
2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.

Friday, March 4, 2011

How many college students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many college students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Will this be on the test?