Showing posts with label yourself. Show all posts
Showing posts with label yourself. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. ...

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ...

Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ... Your husband is about to die a violent death."

Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: "Will I be acquitted?"

Friday, June 17, 2011

Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ...

Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ... Your husband is about to die a violent death."

Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: "Will I be acquitted?"

Saturday, June 11, 2011

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. ...

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. ...

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.