Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection.
Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel.
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Showing posts with label Reading. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reading. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Labels:
Definition,
material,
pornography,
Reading
Monday, September 24, 2012
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. ...
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
Monday, August 6, 2012
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Labels:
Definition,
material,
pornography,
Reading
Monday, December 26, 2011
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. ...
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
Saturday, November 26, 2011
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. ...
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection.
Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel.
He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection.
Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel.
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection.
Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel.
He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection.
Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel.
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Labels:
Definition,
material,
pornography,
Reading
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Labels:
Definition,
material,
pornography,
Reading
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Labels:
Definition,
material,
pornography,
Reading
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Labels:
Definition,
material,
pornography,
Reading
Friday, June 10, 2011
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection.
Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel.
He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection.
Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Labels:
Definition,
material,
pornography,
Reading
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Labels:
Definition,
material,
pornography,
Reading
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection.
Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel.
He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection.
Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel.
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Labels:
Definition,
material,
pornography,
Reading
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Labels:
Definition,
material,
pornography,
Reading
Monday, March 28, 2011
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
Labels:
Definition,
material,
pornography,
Reading
Monday, March 21, 2011
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection.
Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel.
He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection.
Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel.
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