What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
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Showing posts with label cross. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cross. Show all posts
Monday, February 18, 2013
Monday, October 22, 2012
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A frostbite.
A frostbite.
Friday, October 14, 2011
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A frostbite.
A frostbite.
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
1) There are some things even a blonde won't do.
2) Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.
1) There are some things even a blonde won't do.
2) Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.
Saturday, August 13, 2011
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A frostbite.
A frostbite.
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
Big holes all over Australia!
Monday, June 13, 2011
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A frostbite.
A frostbite.
Sunday, May 8, 2011
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A frostbite.
A frostbite.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Why did the Princess cross the road?
Why did the Princess cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.
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