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Monday, January 14, 2013

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without ...

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the dirt."

The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without ...

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the dirt."

The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"

Friday, August 19, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Friday, July 8, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Monday, June 13, 2011

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without ...

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the dirt."

The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without ...

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the dirt."

The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"

Saturday, May 14, 2011

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without ...

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the dirt."

The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"

Friday, April 29, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Friday, April 8, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without ...

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the dirt."

The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.