Showing posts with label ladies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ladies. Show all posts

Monday, January 14, 2013

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Friday, September 28, 2012

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started ...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: "What's that?"

Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started ...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: "What's that?"

Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."

Saturday, January 14, 2012

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started ...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: "What's that?"

Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started ...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: "What's that?"

Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."

Thursday, November 10, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started ...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: "What's that?"

Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."

Friday, August 19, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Friday, July 8, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started ...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: "What's that?"

Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started ...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: "What's that?"

Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."

Friday, April 29, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Friday, April 8, 2011

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. ...

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started ...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: "What's that?"

Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."