What do hurricanes and women have in common?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Showing posts with label common. Show all posts
Showing posts with label common. Show all posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Friday, December 7, 2012
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
Their last big hit was The Wall.
Monday, November 26, 2012
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Monday, September 24, 2012
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
Men always miss them.
Labels:
anniversary,
clitoris,
common,
toilet
Thursday, August 2, 2012
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Sunday, June 17, 2012
What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Friday, March 23, 2012
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Monday, January 16, 2012
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
Their last big hit was The Wall.
Friday, November 25, 2011
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Friday, November 4, 2011
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
Their last big hit was The Wall.
Monday, October 31, 2011
What do hurricanes and women have in common?
What do hurricanes and women have in common?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Labels:
common,
hurricanes,
women
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
Men always miss them.
Labels:
anniversary,
clitoris,
common,
toilet
Saturday, October 15, 2011
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Saturday, October 8, 2011
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
What do men and sperm have in common?
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Sunday, September 18, 2011
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Thursday, August 11, 2011
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
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