Showing posts with label viola. Show all posts
Showing posts with label viola. Show all posts

Friday, January 18, 2013

What is the range of a Viola?

What is the range of a Viola?

As far as you can kick it.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

The coffin has the dead person on the inside.

Friday, November 30, 2012

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?

Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?

They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But ...

We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?

It's usually still in the case.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

Monday, October 17, 2011

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in ...

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in the road?

There are skid marks before of the skunk.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But ...

We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?

It's usually still in the case.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.