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Showing posts with label difference. Show all posts
Showing posts with label difference. Show all posts
Thursday, April 4, 2013
Sunday, February 24, 2013
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.
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Saturday, February 23, 2013
What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
A microwave stops when you open the door.
A microwave stops when you open the door.
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
There have been sightings of UFO's.
There have been sightings of UFO's.
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blonde,
difference,
smart
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
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coffin,
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Thursday, September 13, 2012
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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Wednesday, September 12, 2012
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
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Sunday, August 5, 2012
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody ...
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
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alone,
between,
death,
difference,
nobody
Thursday, March 29, 2012
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
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Saturday, March 24, 2012
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
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between,
difference,
paycheck,
Whats
Saturday, March 10, 2012
What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Your job still sucks after 6 months.
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blonde,
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Thursday, January 26, 2012
Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?
Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?
The used car salesman knows when he's lying.
The used car salesman knows when he's lying.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and O. J. Simpson?
What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and O. J. Simpson?
Christopher Reeves got the electric chair ... and OJ walked!
Christopher Reeves got the electric chair ... and OJ walked!
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Christopher,
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Simpson,
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Tuesday, December 27, 2011
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
E.T. phoned home.
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difference,
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Monday, December 12, 2011
What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best ...
What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?
Only the first one can make you smile.
Only the first one can make you smile.
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bombing,
difference,
Dresden,
Germanys
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop.
Some traffic signs say stop.
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blondes,
difference,
signs,
traffic
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
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difference,
violinist
Sunday, November 6, 2011
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
The bonds mature.
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between,
bonds,
difference,
government
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
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between,
difference,
paycheck,
Whats
Monday, October 17, 2011
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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between,
difference,
trampoline,
viola,
Whats
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